Attempted Murder (The Crow Bar Presents)
A murder is a group of crows… and in 2026, we’re attempting one.
Attempted Murder is the must-listen podcast for passionate Adelaide Crows fans who believe this is the year the nest rises again. Join Leroy, Ray and Lenny as they rally the flock, break down every game, call it how it is, and chase the biggest cold case in club history — a premiership drought stretching back to 1998.
This isn’t just analysis. It’s passion. It’s belief. It’s therapy.
If you bleed tri-colours and still dream of another flag at AFL level, then you’re already part of the murder.
Now we’re just attempting to make it official.
Season 2026 — the case reopens.
Episodes

Jun 22, 2026
Jun 22, 2026
26 min
Episode 17 is now under investigation.
This week on Attempted Murder, detectives Leroy and Ray (The Gnome) examine the crime scene following Adelaide's HUGE win over the Dees. Just when the experts had written us off, the Crows flipped the script and left the doubters scrambling for an alibi.
Our key witnesses are then called to the stand to share their favorite memories of the great Tony Modra. From impossible marks to moments of pure magic, we reopen the Modra files and celebrate a man who left fingerprints all over Adelaide football history.
Plus, one witness openly questions our ability as a team. Bold move. But after reviewing the evidence, cross-examining the facts and producing a few exhibits of our own, we think you'll agree the case for Attempted Murder has never been stronger.
The evidence is overwhelming. The suspects are passionate and the Crows are starting to look seriously dangerous.
Case closed? Not a chance.

Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
24 min
The case file is thin this week... because somehow Leroy has been left all alone.
Where is Ray? Where is Len? Have they skipped town? Entered witness protection? Or have they simply gone missing under mysterious circumstances? This week, Leroy launches an investigation into the disappearance of his co-hosts while trying to keep the operation afloat.
Meanwhile, there's plenty of good news coming out of West Lakes as the Adelaide Football Club continues its recent winning spree. We examine the evidence, interview the imaginary witnesses and ask the big question – just how dangerous are these Crows becoming?
And just when you thought things couldn't get stranger, the AI Machine has been busy again, churning out another batch of unwanted songs that absolutely nobody asked for... yet somehow everyone will be talking about.
The suspects are many. The evidence is questionable. The podcast is Attempted Murder.

Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
32 min
This week, Leroy and the team investigate a series of developments that have rocked the football world.
First, officers are called to the scene after reports that The Crow Bar has undergone a mysterious 48-hour identity change in honor of the Big Roo — the Adelaide Crows' favorite son. Was it a tribute, a takeover, or simply a case of extreme admiration? The investigation is ongoing.
And with the Crows preparing to face Geelong at Adelaide Oval, detectives secure an exclusive interrogation with Cat Man. Under the bright lights of the interview room, we attempt to uncover the truth behind the Cat eyes he proudly displays every week'
All this and more as we dust for fingerprints, follow the evidence, and investigate what's really going down on and off the field.
No alibis. No plea deals. Just football.

May 25, 2026
May 25, 2026
28 min
This week on Attempted Murder, the investigation takes a serious turn as we pause to pay tribute to the late Neale Daniher — a true fighter, leader, and inspiration whose impact on football and the battle against MND will never be forgotten.
Then it’s back to the crime scene as the team dusts for fingerprints from Thursday night’s Hawthorn clash in Tasmania. What went wrong under the bright lights? Who left crucial evidence behind? And are there persons of interest emerging in the fallout?
Plus, we throw open the phone lines for key witnesses to give their statements on the current state of our play list. Is this side building a case for finals relevance, or are we staring at another unsolved mystery?
The evidence board is stacked, the detectives are circling, and the interrogation room is open. Another massive edition of Attempted Murder awaits.

May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
22 min
This week on Attempted Murder, the investigation opens at Adelaide Oval where one pressing question has detectives scrambling for answers… has Rash officially claimed Eddie’s Pocket as his own personal crime scene?
Fresh evidence is also presented from the weekend’s demolition job against North Melbourne Football Club, with the boys unpacking just how good that win really was and what it means for the case file moving forward.
Meanwhile, key witness Len is absent from the interrogation room this week after being ruled medically unavailable, leaving the squad one investigator short.
And in a major shake-up to the newsroom, Rampaging Ray makes his official debut in his brand-new breaking news segment — delivering headlines with all the subtlety of a battering ram through a locked front door.

May 11, 2026
May 11, 2026
30 min
The case file is back open.
This week on Attempted Murder, the investigation begins with a dramatic comeback against Richmond — just when the victim looked down and out, signs of life returned to the scene. Was it a miracle recovery or simply delayed justice?
The detectives then turn their attention to the magnet movers — the shadowy figures working behind closed doors, pulling strings, shifting pieces, and quietly trying to crack the code behind the club’s resurgence.
But not all crimes happen on the field.
We also examine the uglier side of the game, where some supporters cross the line from passionate to personal, taking aim at players beyond the boundary. When the crowd becomes the crime scene, how should players respond? And where does accountability sit when football turns toxic?
Another week. More evidence. Plenty of suspects.
Lock in for another episode of Attempted Murder.

May 4, 2026
May 4, 2026
32 min
This week on Attempted Murder, the case file is overflowing after the Adelaide Football Club pulled off a one-point robbery against arch rivals Port Adelaide Football Club in a finish so tense it may require its own coronial inquest. The siren sounded, the evidence was sealed, and somehow the Crows walked away with the goods.
Leroy, Len and the Gnome work through a collection of witness statements as callers and key voices from the scene deliver their testimony. Some accounts are measured, others feel like they were written under duress, but all of them are now on record.
We also reopen multiple active investigations — including the troubling state of umpiring in our great game. The evidence is mounting, confidence is shaky, and right now the officiating department appears to be operating without enough control of the crime scene.
And because some issues can’t be left unsolved, we once again put men’s mental health under the spotlight. It’s not a side case, it’s not background noise, and it’s certainly not something that can be avoided any longer.
One-point victory. Multiple witness accounts. Umpiring under investigation. And a case too important to ignore.
The investigation continues.

Apr 28, 2026
Apr 28, 2026
30 min
The Evidence isn’t pretty.
This week on Attempted Murder, the panel combs through the wreckage of the Crows’ clash with Brisbane — a case file filled with missed opportunities, costly errors, and a scoreboard that tells a damning story. Witness statements are shaky, alibis are being questioned, and the pressure is mounting on head investigator Matty Nicks as scrutiny tightens around his leadership.
Is this a team under siege… or one on the verge of a breakout?
Just when morale hits rock bottom, Annie storms into the interrogation room, delivering a no-nonsense motivational briefing — part pep talk, part verbal slap — aimed at dragging this club out of the shadows.
The investigation is ongoing. The suspects are many. And no one is above questioning.

Apr 20, 2026
Apr 20, 2026
36 min
This week, the case file takes a darker turn. The panel opens an investigation into the AFL’s missing piece — the urgent need for a dedicated Mental Health Round — shining a forensic light on the cracks too many have tried to cover up.
With an ANZAC Day clash looming, tensions are rising like a city on edge. We break down the new look jumper and how some of the Vets are feeling about it.
Then… just when we think we’ve got the scene under control — a call comes through. Untraceable. Unexpected. Straight from the underworld.
The evidence is mounting.

Apr 13, 2026
Apr 13, 2026
29 min
This week, the investigation unit reconvenes after another high-profile operation known as Gather Round in Adelaide — a weekend that, on the surface, looked like a success… but as always, we dig a little deeper into the evidence.
A major conflict of interest has surfaced within AFL ranks, and let’s just say… the paper trail raises more than a few eyebrows. Is it coincidence, or something far more calculated? The panel examines the case files.
Head coach Matty Nicks finds himself under the interrogation lamp, with the panel sharply divided — some offering character references, others ready to press charges. Expect strong takes and no shortage of tension in the room.
Meanwhile, in a development that’s becoming all too familiar, Collingwood supporters have reoffended — this time with fresh crimes against music that may leave lasting damage. The audio evidence is confronting.
All that, plus witness statements, heated debates, and a few loose ends that refuse to stay buried.
Episode 8 is now open for investigation.







